Suggestions for new words from assorted dictionaries 

Epicaricacy: Schadenfreude; the pleasure that one derives from another person’s misfortune.

Stupiphany (noun) : The realisation that you have been a complete idiot for way too long. "Carrie had a stupiphany once she heard that her husband was unfaithful."

Cranium Rectalmitis (verb) : A medical condition for when someone has their head stuck up their butt. "Don't listen to him, he has a bad case of cranium rectalmitis."

Snotcicle (verb) : A pendent mass of ice formed by the freezing of dripping snot.