POLITICAL HOT AIR COLLECTOR

Political windbags have always been allowed to spew their hot air directly into the atmosphere. Now, once wasted energy can be put to use. When placed above a podium or built into the ceiling of a broadcast studio, this special hood can be used to direct the hot gases into a building's heating ducts helps warm the building. Entire city blocks can be heated depending on who is behind the microphone! Works equally well for Liberals and Conservatives. Larger forum models are available.

a) heating duct connection

b) collector hood

c) hot gases rise to collector hood

d) heat resistant microphone

e) podium or broadcast console

YAK-A-TRON 2000

We all know someone who talks a little more than their share. The act of talking can expend a lot of energy. Now, harness this energy with the YAK-A-Tron 2000. The cushioned chin stirrup is designed to transfer jaw movement to the generator above. The resulting current flows to the storage cell mounted behind the generator. Energy stored is directly proportional to the amount of jaw movement produced by person wearing the device. Once it's charged up, the storage cell can be used to power lights and other appliances.

a) generator

b) storage cell

c) helmet

d) chin stirrup