POLITICAL HOT AIR COLLECTOR

Political windbags have always been allowed to spew their hot air directly into the atmosphere. Now, once wasted energy can be put to use. When placed above a podium or built into the ceiling of a broadcast studio, this special hood can be used to direct the hot gases into a building's heating ducts helps warm the building. Entire city blocks can be heated depending on who is behind the microphone! Works equally well for Liberals and Conservatives. Larger forum models are available.

a) heating duct connection

b) collector hood

c) hot gases rise to collector hood

d) heat resistant microphone

e) podium or broadcast console