Whereas I, (hereinafter called "the wishor") wish to grant to you (hereinafter called "the wishee") season's greetings.

The wishor wishes the wishee to accept without obligation, whether explicit, implied or implicit, the wishor's best wishes (hereinafter called "the greeting") for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all

And a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year ____, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Britain" in the western hemisphere), and having regard to the species, race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting the wishee is bound by these terms that -

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal at the sole discretion of the wishor.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever shall first occur.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

The wishee accepts that the greeting is made on an execution-only basis and that if the wishor had had full details of the wishee's personal circumstances the wishes in the greeting might have been different.

Any use of the word "merry" shall not be taken to imply or encourage high or excessive intake of alcoholic beverages by the wishee or to imply that the wishee might or might wish to partake in any such intake.

Any references in this or any replacement or further greeting to "The Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Santa Claus", "Rudolf" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.