Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married. Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. Oscar Wilde
I will not allow my daughters to learn foreign languages because one tongue is sufficient for a woman. John Milton
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. Samuel Johnson
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. Quentin Crisp
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson
We know of course that women are habitually constipated, but to represent them in fiction as being altogether devoid of a back passage seems to me really as excess of chivalry. W. Somerset Maugham, Cakes and Ale
When the candles are out, all women are fair. Plutarch
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Women like silent men. They think they are listening. Marcel Archard
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton
Men live by forgetting — women live on memories. T.S. Eliot
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr
Here's to woman. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands. Ambrose Bierce
Never trust a man with testicles. Jo Brand
Women have many faults, men have only two / Everything they say, and everything they do.
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible. Margaret Mead
O, she is the antidote to desire. William Congreve, The Way of the World
A gentleman is a patient wolf. Henrietta Tiarks
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. Mark Twain
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Irwin Carey
As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power. Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
